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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Fruit Cake

It's not very often that I find something that makes me speechless. Demonbuster.com has got to be in the running for the worst "christian" website ever. I have never read anything so on the fringe of being insane, proposing to be christian.

Just so you know:

1) Frogs are bad.

BURN OR DESTROY IT

"FROGS - In our local paper on November 20, 1998, it said, "Frogs' time has come - The frog is chirping its way into our pads in the form of Christmas ornaments, wine corks, CDs and sink stoppers. The latest amphibian landing: New World Frog Clock, a 13-inch blue wall model featuring frogs at every hour and a fly on the second hand." It croaks through the hours with sounds of many different frogs. See how the frog has become another fad."

Paul McCartney's frog song is out then.

2) Paisley is Evil.

"Paisley Print - burn it - don't wear it"

3) Problems with Windoze

Blame Boice and Boyce for problems with electronic equipment - I'm not sure where this was from, as far as I know there were no electronic equipment in the bible. I might be wrong though.

4) Get rid of all of your dodgy stuff

"SOME OBJECTS TO DESTROY: (See Lev. 11:13-21 and Deut. 14:7-19)

Some accursed objects are: owls, frogs, unicorns, dolphins, dragons, horseshoes; items from other countries such as Africa, China, Japan; American Indian artifacts, carvings, pictures, buddha statutes. Dolls and stuffed animals - dolls originated in voodoo. Paisley pattern on anything. Nike is a Greek god, according to the dictionary.

Collections, Pictures of movie stars, some items passed down from ancestors, Shamrocks, Any kind of good luck charm, Statues, Oriental objects, African items, Indian items, American Indian items, Any items that are used in witchcraft, The Book of Mormon, satanic bible, Books on other religions, Rock and roll music, etc."


I could go on and on. The whole site is stuff like this. Everyone comes in for a grilling from the person who created this site; People from Paisley in Scotland, Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Nike wearers, Irish people, even Aslan from Narnia.

What gets me that everything is "qualified" by verses from the bible - it would be great to know whether the 4 million or so visitors to the site went there because they found it useful or just plain nutty. Behind every problem is a demon, woodworm is a demon apparently, it sounds like the medieval way of thinking. Anything that can't be explained - has to be a demon possessed.

Anyway - have a read, see what you think. Very much a fruit cake.


1 Comments:

  • Fruitcake with an extra helping of raisins, in my opinion. Just off to flame a few frogs........

    By Anonymous Andy, at 10:13 AM  

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